Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-02-07

• My daughter lost her Oyster card – TfL want £10 for a replacement, when the original was £5. I can think of several appropriate expletives. #
• @vaxen_var How have you been my friend? I've caught a few of your tweets lately, but I've mostly been working. in reply to vaxen_var #
• Oi! January! Where are you going? We hadn't even been properly introduced! #
• @vaxen_var No jet-setting – India has made it even harder for me to get in – surrender passport for 2 months? No thanks! In London. Cold! in reply to vaxen_var #
• Repeatedly listening to An Olive Grove Facing the Sea (2009 acoustic version), A sing so moving, it makes me want to pick up my guitar. #
• Thank God for Expandrive, Textmate and the Apple Mac. #
• @khaled Nothing special. Just moving and editing files between Mac, a couple of servers and my Amazon S3 buckets. The Mac makes it so easy. in reply to khaled #
• BBC iPlayer on iPhone is just stunning. H.264 FTW #
• @mrfungfung You like it too in reply to mrfungfung #
• Work. Meh. #
• Well done Clare Short. Well done Elizabeth Wilmshurst. Shame on Tony Blair, as close to Old Nick as you're going to get. #
• Need. More. Pep. #
• Time to give my hair that Number 4 clipper treatment. It's been that kind of day. #
• I still don't get Google Wave. Can someone explain it to me please? #
• When I was a boy, I'd give up my seat for elders. Now grown-ups are expected to give up their seats for kids. Wrong. #
• @vaxen_var lol! Yes sir, London. Thanks for making me smile. in reply to vaxen_var #
• 15 pieces of flair. #
• I had better get on with my TPS report. #
• Damn it feels good to be a gangsta #
• S. Kanazawa: LSE prof who says half of Muslims= terrorists or sponsors. I say lock him up for hate speech. http://bit.ly/9BvTDy #
• @vaxen_var Yes it is. I wonder who drives this anti-Muslim agenda? I simply don't know. Not sure there is an easy answer. Any books u rcmnd? in reply to vaxen_var #
• @ummahdesign Yup, absolutely. in reply to ummahdesign #
• Still have to finish my TPS report. #
• @mrfungfung I wish he were, it would make it easier to ignore him, but he's a professor of evolutionary psychology at the LSE! in reply to mrfungfung #
• Watching Office Space in a corner of my monitor whilst continuing to work on my TPS report. Indeed, it feels good to be a gangsta. #
• I think I just invented something. A "Jump to Conclusions Mat" #
• US missionaries in Haiti charged with child abduction http://bit.ly/cZL4iW (Is this the sordid end of the Shock Doctrine?) #
• "Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking. Just a moment!" #OfficeSpace #
• @NettiLDN That was a joke. Read my earlier tweets for the giveaways. in reply to NettiLDN #
• My "TPS" report has not gone well today at all. #
• Here comes the sun…. #
• Terry got axed. That made up for the week from hell. Hahahahahahaha. #
• @indigojo_uk I'm being facetious of course. I care not for the salacious gossip. I do think he is overrated and I don't like Chelski. in reply to indigojo_uk #
• Cone on you Reds! Liverpool for the title? #LFC #
• @empireofthekop What's with the ref today? Does he bleed blue or something? in reply to empireofthekop #
• We are fourth. How did that happen? #LFC #
• @HamzaIsa I'm not getting carried away bro, tongue is firmly embedded in cheek. Let's hope we win ugly against them and Arsenal now! in reply to HamzaIsa #
• Took my Apple Bluetooth to Apple Store in Brent Cross. They were about to test it with my iPhone when I realised it was jailbroken. Visibly. #
• It's bad enough that Creme Eggs are 61 sodding pence at WHSmith, but they're smaller!!!!!! I finished mine in two mouths full. Easily. #
• @indigojo_uk and yes, they're certainly yucky! in reply to indigojo_uk #
• @indigojo_uk I've never wondered. But I had a pretty bad hypo at the time and was not thinking straight. I am not normally a Creme Egg man. in reply to indigojo_uk #
• @HamzaIsa Man City just lost to Hull. Let's hope Spurs lose too. in reply to HamzaIsa #
• Am giving another talk today at a mosque about the Mirzology cult. DM me if you want to know where. #
• @indigojo_uk jazakallah khayr, I will look out for that. Not that I'm likely to have Creme Eggs again any time soon, but are they halal? in reply to indigojo_uk #
• Recognize this mosque in London? I am talking here shortly insha'Allah. http://twitpic.com/11ql60 #
• @Eastmad Get a Mac. It's time. in reply to Eastmad #
• Myths & Misconceptions held by Ahmadis about Muslims – and themselves – at Hendon Mosque: http://bit.ly/9mDcv7 #
• Just watching East Enders for the first time in years. Can't believe the absolutely shoddy writing about the Muslim family. Garbage. #
• Actually, the writing in East Enders is atrocious in general. A new arrival says "Pleased to meet ya" – a young chav answers "Likewise" LOL #
• Just bought xScope for the Mac. How I managed any web layout without this I'll never know. #

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